Thursday, May 20, 2010

Funny tweet quotes

Tom Siedell is the twitter persona 'badbanana', a marketing guy out of Lincoln, NE (yes, mom, Nebraska.  Let's not make a big deal out of it.)  He has lots of funny quotes on Twitter.  I thought I would list some of his faves here.  Call this your May 20, 2010 laugh-o-the-day. 

More on Tim Siedell:
To get a better idea of Siedell's sense of humor, it's worth checking out his favorite tweets from other users on Twitter: twitter.com/badbanana/favorites.
In no particular order, here's 10 of Siedell's favorite tweets:
@jasonmustian: "Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Waldo, Not Waldo"--Where's Waldo Audiobook
@BillCorbett: Tea Party? No thanks. But I would join a Mr. T Party. Let's take this country back to its fool-pitying ways!
@luckyshirt: Misery loves company picnics.
@michaeljnelson: Tomorrow, I'd ask that you celebrate a low key Earth Day so as not to make Wind and Fire feel bad.
@RexHuppke: Do these new boxer-briefs make me look like I should wear pants in the office?
@jordanrubin: How do you deal with a friend that drives you crazy by twittering everything that you say? (asking for a friend)
@michaeljordan: I'm so sick of using batteries.
@toddlevin: 40 push-ups today! That's the most I've ever eaten in one sitting.
@ConanOBrien: If anyone's curious what I look like with a beard, it's this ?:^(0) Coincidentally, that's also my ATM pin number.
@adamisacson: This milk's brand name is "Organic Valley." I can't drink it. Too grossed out picturing livers, spleens and pancreases sitting in a valley.