You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians go to work.
- The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -Jay Leno
- America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Jay Leno
- Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
- A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -Conan O'Brien
- Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
- A: A fund raiser. -Jay Leno
- Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
- A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -David Letterman
- Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
- A: America! -Jimmy Fallon
- Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
- A: Bo has papers. -Jimmy Kimmel
- Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
- A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -David Letterman